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Uh, this is regarding
A manuscript

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I submitted last week.

3
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Uh, I know you receive a
Good number of submissions,

4
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And I just wanted to be sure

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It didn't get lost among
The lesser efforts.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, I appreciate
That very much.

8
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Bye.

9
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Another venture
Into the literary field?

10
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Uh, I finished that
Book I started last year.

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The one about us?

12
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Uh, "Precinct diary."

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Hey.

14
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Yeah, I sent it out

15
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To a few of the
Better publishers.

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Good luck.

17
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I'm bracing for a bidding war.

18
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They can be messy.

19
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Mmm.

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Step inside, please.

21
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Is this going to take long?

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I don't know, lady.

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Excuse me, will this take long?

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I really couldn't say, miss...

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Kenton, arlene kenton.

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How do you do?
I'm captain miller.

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This is, uh, william nu.

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Mr. Nu.

29
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He doesn't speak english.

30
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Oh. What happened?

31
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There was a traffic
Accident... Two mercedes.

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He crashed his into hers.

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Oh, my god.

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Anyway, barn, I don't
Believe he owns the car

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'cause it's registered to
The burmese delegation.

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Oh, no. The u.N.

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Man could be an
Ambassador for all I know.

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Uh... Bear with us, mr. Nu.

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Wojo, get on the
Phone to the delegates.

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See if they have insurance.

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He'll check on
Everything, I'm sure.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, I beg your pardon.

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You do speak english.

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Yes, sir.

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He didn't to me.

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He made me nervous.

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It's just his way.

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You're with the
Burmese delegation?

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Yes.

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Diplomat?

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Domestic.

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Yes. 12th precinct. Thank you.

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They weren't in yet,
So I left a message.

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Uh, mr. Nu, you
Want to have a seat?

56
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You'll have to give
Some further information

57
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To sergeant wojciehowicz.

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Captain, I really have
To be out of here by noon

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To meet a client.

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Are you an attorney?

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No, investment counselor...

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Stocks, bonds, commercial
Real estate, precious gems.

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Ah, miss kenton,

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Wouldn't you like to have
A seat over here, please?

65
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Sergeant harris would
Be happy to help you.

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I really am in a hurry.

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He's our fastest worker.

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Good.

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Occupation... Domestic, right?

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Right.

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And the name of your employer?

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Uh, the man who
Pays your salary?

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Salary?

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Um... The name of the
Man you work for.

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Oh, mr. Philip azari.

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See, that's the guy
Who pays your salary.

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No. A salary is not necessary.

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I am his property.

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You mean he owns you?

80
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Yes.

81
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But that's slavery, right?

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You want to field this one?

83
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And you're saying
That you are owned

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- by mr., uh...
- azari.

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Mr. Azari?

86
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Yes.

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How long have you been
Involved in this situation?

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102 years.

89
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That long?

90
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You see, my grandfather
Became indebted

91
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To mr. Azari's family
At an early age.

92
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He passed the debt
On to my father

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And he on to me.

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Sounds like a classic
Case of debt bondage.

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"Debt bondage"?

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It's an ancient form
Of loan-sharking.

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What happens is a
Man borrows money,

98
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And then he attempts to
Pay it back in physical labor.

99
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But the way the
System is set up,

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The obligation just
Keeps increasing,

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And the debt passes
On from one generation

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To another
Generation to another.

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This stinks.

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It wasn't my idea.

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I'm gonna go get azari.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Let's call the delegation

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And request
Mr. Azari's presence.

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Oh. That's good.

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Harris, we're dealing
With foreign nationals.

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There are probably going
To be claims of immunity.

112
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This is not such
A clear-cut case.

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Barney, are you
Saying that in 1979...

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- harris... One person
Can own another...

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Harris! Harris, are you
Taking miss kenton's statement?

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- sure.
- thank you.

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Is he really a slave?

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Mm-hmm.

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But that's illegal, isn't it?

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We're checking.

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Morning, barney.

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Ah, inspector. Well,
How dapper we look.

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I just buried brownie.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't know.

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I guess not.

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You missed a lovely
Service, barney.

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I'm sure it was, I...

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Yeah, the ol'
Inspector, you know,

129
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Gave him a nice little eulogy.

130
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Then the padre mumbled
A few things in latin.

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And the organ played
"I'll take manhattan."

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Brownie's favorite.

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Nice tune.

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Mm.

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♪ I'll take manhattan ♪

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♪ the bronx, and staten... ♪

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Then, of course, we had
The viewing of the corpse.

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Oh, well, uh, it's
Not necessary...

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No, no, no, he
Looked great, barney.

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Very natural, you know?

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First time in 10
Years I seen him

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Without that plastic
Tube stuck up his...

143
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Look, it's just
Tough. It's too hard.

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Barney, maybe I better take
You into your office, huh?

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Hello, william.

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Your coat, mr. Azari.

147
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Hey, uh, you don't
Have to do that here.

148
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There's no need, william.
We won't be staying.

149
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Oh, I wouldn't bet
The ranch on that.

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Did I tell you, barney?

151
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They're calling me in next
Week for a career conference.

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You know what that
Means, don't ya? Huh?

153
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Yeek! Trying to put
The old screws to me.

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Trying to force me
Into early retirement.

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That's not necessarily
True, inspector.

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Like forrester. Forrester
Had the right idea.

157
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Remember?

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Got blown up in his
Car... 42 years old.

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Nobody ever had to tell
Him when to hang it up.

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You remember the
Funeral, barney?

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Every cop in new york was there.

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The commissioner. The mayor.

163
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Very impressive.

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They buried his
Badge in a little box.

165
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Yes?

166
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Excuse me, but the u.N. Is here.

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Oh, uh, I'll be right
Back, inspector.

168
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Uh, I'm captain miller.

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Lance parks, u.N.
Diplomatic liaison.

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And this is mr. Philip azari,

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Agricultural consultant
For the burmese delegation.

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Mr. Azari, how do you do?

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Very well, thank you.

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I understand there's
A small problem

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With a traffic mishap.

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Oh, please!

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Uh, I'm afraid there
Are some complications.

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Such as?

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Such as, um... Driving
Without a license,

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Leaving the scene
Of an accident.

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Slavery.

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Slavery. Thank you.

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As regards the first two points,

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We claim diplomatic immunity.

185
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,620
As for the last, we don't
Know what you're talking about.

186
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:09,080
Mr. Azari, according
To mr. Nu here...

187
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,230
He is owned by you.

188
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,254
Is that an accurate statement?

189
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,304
I'm due back for the
World-hunger luncheon.

190
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,073
I'm sure you can handle
Any remaining details.

191
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,174
Let's go, william.

192
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,375
Just hold it!

193
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,243
Mr. Azari...

194
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,178
Captain, william is my employee.

195
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,314
He is under my
Supervision. William...

196
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,083
Unh-unh, no "Employee!"
This man is free.

197
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,918
You are free! Sit down!

198
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,421
- and you may as well
Have a seat, too.
- harris.

199
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,457
Captain, now, this will result
In the strongest protest.

200
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,458
Who cares?

201
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,459
Wojo!

202
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,928
Well, who cares?

203
00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,266
Just stop shouting!

204
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,891
It's not exactly your
Typical fender bender.

205
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,445
Captain, I believe

206
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,403
- I can clarify this matter.
- please.

207
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:12,020
William is in my employ as a
Result of a debt incurred,

208
00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,924
Which he is voluntarily
Working off.

209
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,550
But in no sense of
The word is he a slave.

210
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,988
Isn't that so, william?

211
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,726
Okay.

212
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:34,009
Captain, could I have
A word, privately?

213
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,703
Would you have
A seat, mr. Azari?

214
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,775
Very well.

215
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,056
We will do everything
In our power

216
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,994
To see that mr. Azari is as
Comfortable as possible,

217
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,228
Won't we?

218
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,051
This way, mr. Parks.

219
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,255
Coffee.

220
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,658
No, thank you.

221
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,476
Ah, inspector! I'm sorry.

222
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,546
You said you'd be
Right back, barney.

223
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:14,550
Uh... We had some
Problems come up.

224
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,719
Oh? Hiya.

225
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,588
Inspector frank luger, nypd.

226
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,890
Lance parks, united
Nations liaison.

227
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,059
Like your building.

228
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,383
Thank you.

229
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:31,000
Well, we have some
Things to discuss.

230
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,236
Oh. Oh, okay.

231
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,571
I can find someplace
Else to sit.

232
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:39,008
There's a wooden bench
Downstairs in the men's room.

233
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,077
- u.N., huh?
- right.

234
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,413
You ever meet danny kaye?

235
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,014
No.

236
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,338
Nice talking to you.

237
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,287
- good evening.
- inspector.

238
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,590
Understand we got a little
"Problem internationale"

239
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,758
Here, huh?

240
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:56,925
Seems so.

241
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,162
Is this the foreigner
In question?

242
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,663
This is mr. Nu from burma.

243
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,130
Burma?

244
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,822
Don't want to hit the road, huh?

245
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,158
Don't want to go back home?

246
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,602
Come in, rangoon.

247
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,650
You are asking me to ignore

248
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,451
A case of slavery
In my precinct.

249
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,453
Wait. Let's not
Call this slavery.

250
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,221
That's a very loaded term.

251
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,457
Got a better suggestion?

252
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,558
Captain, I have
Already told you,

253
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,362
Mr. Azari enjoys complete
Diplomatic immunity.

254
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,630
Now let's face it,

255
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,231
Any further pursuit
Of this matter

256
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,368
Is only gonna result in
Acute embarrassment for you,

257
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,837
The police department,
U.S. Government,

258
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,806
And myself.

259
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,875
I am perfectly aware
Of the consequences.

260
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,343
All right! Then you understand,

261
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,078
- there's absolutely
Nothing you can do.
- yes!

262
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,180
All right, good!

263
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,317
That does not
Make it any easier.

264
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,220
I sympathize with you.

265
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,787
- I'm sure.
- no, I do.

266
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,856
You think my
Job's a picnic, huh?

267
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:05,216
Well, you try to keep 1,100
Raving diplomats happy.

268
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,564
Fanatical marxist.

269
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,899
Right-wing monarchist.

270
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,202
Brooding norwegians.

271
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,638
I see the problem.

272
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,895
And they all want
Theater tickets.

273
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,333
Would you like to
Have some tea, william?

274
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,849
Oh, man, don't look over there.

275
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,474
Come on, have
Yourself a cup of tea.

276
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,221
You need his permission
To drink a lousy cup of tea?

277
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,937
You see, man, we're trying
To help you out, you know?

278
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,073
But you've got to start
Asserting yourself a little.

279
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,876
Unless you want to
Be a slave all your life.

280
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,434
I have nothing to compare it to.

281
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,750
Well, look, I mean,
Anything's got to be better.

282
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,919
I eat.

283
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,288
So?

284
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,812
I know many who don't.

285
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,262
Look, man, there is more to life

286
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,264
Than just having
Something to eat.

287
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,335
Don't you want to be able
To do anything you want

288
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,838
Without having to get
Somebody else's permission first?

289
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,774
Can you do anything you want?

290
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,977
Why, sure.

291
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,234
Fly?

292
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:35,083
Well, no, I can't fly.

293
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,208
Neither can I.

294
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,257
Look, man, I am talking

295
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:45,060
About having some
Control over your life.

296
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,963
And that's what
Freedom will give me?

297
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,832
Sure.

298
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,001
I mean, if you're
Free, you can, uh...

299
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,970
Quit a job if
You don't like it...

300
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,040
You can move to another
Place if you want to...

301
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:03,212
Uh, go out and buy yourself
A new suit if you feel like it.

302
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:07,250
And if I don't have enough
Money for a new suit?

303
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,453
You can get credit.

304
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,143
That is how my problem started.

305
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,584
Man, just try and
Free some people.

306
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,833
Captain!

307
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:28,170
I assume everything
Has been clarified.

308
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,239
Yes, mr. Azari.

309
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,074
So, we are free to go?

310
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,610
- yes.
- what?

311
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,512
Mr. Nu, you're released as well.

312
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,847
No!

313
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,415
What do you mean, "No"?

314
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,451
Well, why?

315
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,120
Why? Because we do not
Have jurisdiction, that's why.

316
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,356
But aren't we holding him?

317
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,091
No, we are not holding him.

318
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,226
Oh, sure, what do
We got to base it on?

319
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,963
The bill of rights, the
Emancipation proclamation...

320
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,064
- harris.
- flimsy.

321
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,132
Harris, that's enough!

322
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,934
Barn, uh, what
About the accident?

323
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,102
What about the accident?

324
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,336
As we have already said,

325
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,538
That is covered by
Diplomatic privilege.

326
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,307
Now just hold it a minute!

327
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,409
Wojo, that is enough!

328
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,678
Barn, the man isn't insured!

329
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,746
It's not required.

330
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,116
Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.

331
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,919
"Diplomatic relations
Act"... It was passed last year.

332
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,020
And?

333
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,155
And... Let me get to
The good part. Here.

334
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:25,327
"The president shall establish
Liability insurance requirements

335
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,096
"To be met by each mission,

336
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,831
"Members of the
Mission and their families,

337
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,268
"And individuals
Described in section 12

338
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,137
"Of the convention of
Privileges and immunities

339
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,973
"Relating to the risks

340
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,776
"Arising from the operation
In the united states

341
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,079
Of any motor vehicle,
Vessel, or aircraft."

342
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,604
And you are not covered, buddy.

343
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,718
Ridiculous.

344
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,620
Captain, I can't believe

345
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,490
You would pursue
Such a piddling matter.

346
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,792
It's a question of jurisdiction.

347
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,028
It's up to sergeant
Wojciehowicz now.

348
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,830
So...

349
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:06,168
I take it you intend to
Harass and inconvenience me

350
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,736
As much as possible?

351
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,705
You got it.

352
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,774
What sergeant
Wojciehowicz means is...

353
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,031
Set him free.

354
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,645
That is not a problem...

355
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,935
If you wish to assume his debt.

356
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,019
How much is it?

357
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,354
$14,000.

358
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,410
For him?

359
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,093
I see. Words are
Easier than action.

360
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,398
Anyone else wish
To liberate mr. Nu?

361
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,066
- I'll give you $2,500.
- please.

362
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,135
It's a good-faith offer.
Let's hear a counter.

363
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,804
- $12,500!
- $3,000.

364
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,605
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

365
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,973
This is ridiculous.

366
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,176
You don't stand around haggling

367
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,412
Over the price of a human being!

368
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,836
Mr. Nu?

369
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,718
Mr. Nu, you have
Been strangely silent

370
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,354
During this whole thing.

371
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,112
Uh, you have any opinions
One way or the other?

372
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,296
That is difficult to say.

373
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,765
There are other
Things to consider.

374
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,700
What william is thinking

375
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,970
Is that the standard
Of living he now enjoys

376
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,872
Is considerably higher

377
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,641
Than that of many others
In burma who are free.

378
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,512
Oh, william, you need more
Than material things to be happy.

379
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,714
Please, miss, no one has
Asked for your opinion.

380
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,284
I mean, there's
Personal fulfillment...

381
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,321
Love... Intimacy.

382
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,390
Would you shut up?

383
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,925
You shut up!

384
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,994
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

385
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,798
You do not own this lady.

386
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,066
So?

387
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,624
Mr. Nu?

388
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,976
I have been with
Mr. Azari all my life...

389
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,880
With enough to
Eat, a place to sleep.

390
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:03,852
I think I would like to
Try something different.

391
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,588
Wojo: great.

392
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,115
Now what?

393
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,032
What was the last bid?

394
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,600
$3,000.

395
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:19,868
Thank you.

396
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,970
Got nothing else to do.

397
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,139
$3,500. Take it or leave it.

398
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,173
$10,000.

399
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,341
Wait a minute.

400
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,044
Mr. Azari, can I, uh,
Speak to you privately?

401
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,251
Sticky situation.

402
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,018
- indeed.
- yeah.

403
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,288
I mean, with this insurance mess

404
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,290
And the public-relations
Standpoint...

405
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,925
I mean, if it ever
Got in the papers.

406
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,229
And, you know, from a
Pragmatic point of view,

407
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:51,400
There's nothing worse than a
Servant who's tasted freedom.

408
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,536
I mean, next thing you know,
They're questioning orders,

409
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,572
Sloughing off
Duties, talking back.

410
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,775
Yes, I've noticed that.

411
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,878
Pretty well ruins them.

412
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,781
And when you think about it...

413
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:10,875
If he don't want to go
With you, he don't have to.

414
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,528
Very well.

415
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,699
If it will settle this
Bloody situation,

416
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,701
I will forgive the debt.

417
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,103
Hey, hey, hey! How 'bout that?

418
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,905
You're free.

419
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,840
Oh?

420
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,410
Good day, captain.

421
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,512
Mr. Azari.

422
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,014
Goodbye, mr. Azari.

423
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,571
Goodbye, william.

424
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,052
Oh, mr. Parks!

425
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,690
Uh, mr. Parks, mr. Nu is
Gonna need another visa.

426
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,093
Oh, no, no, see,
I'm with the u.N.,

427
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,864
And he's going to have to
Go directly to immigration.

428
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,766
I understand that. I was...

429
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,802
I thought possibly you
Could use your influence...

430
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,770
At immigration?

431
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,871
Yes.

432
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,507
Oh, they're crazy over there.

433
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,931
But best of luck to you!

434
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:18,287
Well... You're free to go.

435
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,522
Where?

436
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,691
Wherever you want.

437
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,925
See, you're free.

438
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:28,497
Now no one can tell you
Where to go or what to do.

439
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,087
Oh.

440
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,937
Oh, miss kenton...

441
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,472
I'd really like to thank you
For what you did back there...

442
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,041
I mean, that bidding business.

443
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,442
I enjoy a good tussle.

444
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,776
I was thinking,

445
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,713
Now that mr. Nu is
Available at no initial cost...

446
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,749
I mean, someone as busy as you

447
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,018
Might need some help to
Take care of the house...

448
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,575
I have a filipino.

449
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,059
Goodbye, william.

450
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,162
I'm sure everything's
Going to turn out just fine.

451
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,698
I mean, remember,
This is america.

452
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,133
And anything is
Possible in america.

453
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,225
Oh, listen, I got to go,
Or I'll never get a cab.

454
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,909
Well, there are
Always social agencies...

455
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,745
It's okay. I have some
Friends here, captain.

456
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,781
We don't want to just...
Toss you out in the street.

457
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,416
Please.

458
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,919
It was my decision.

459
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,355
I have no regrets.

460
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,057
Good luck.

461
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:34,095
Sergeant harris,
I'm very grateful.

462
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,655
Hey, you would have
Done the same for me.

463
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,438
Sergeant wojciehowicz.

464
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,641
Yeah, uh, take care of yourself.

465
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,843
We're usually here.

466
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,977
Captain.

467
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,368
Mr. Nu.

468
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,918
I am in your debt forever.

469
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,474
Hey, it's nothing.

470
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:02,424
Barney: ah, inspector.

471
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,963
See you got rid of them
Burmese cats, huh, barney?

472
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,497
I was just downstairs

473
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,368
Ironing out a few
Administrative problems.

474
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,737
You know, putting a little
Light under the uniforms.

475
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,840
Just doing my job,
Barney, while I still got it.

476
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:20,175
Inspector...

477
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,710
No, you want to know
Something, barney?

478
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,380
They could call me
In tomorrow and say

479
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,014
"Frank luger, get out!"

480
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,617
And it wouldn't
Bother me at all...

481
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,153
Because I've had the
Privilege and the pleasure

482
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:35,691
Of working with, and leading,
Men of such high caliber.

483
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,559
You guys are the best.

484
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,895
Thanks, inspector.

485
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,496
Right?

486
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,799
Oh, yes, inspector!

487
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,101
I mean, being kicked
Off the force...

488
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,437
It ain't the end of
The world, barney.

489
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,906
There's still a lot of
Good stuff I could do.

490
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,508
Certainly.

491
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,910
Open up a liquor store...

492
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,712
Maybe start a wine ranch...

493
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,080
- inspector...
- I'm a cop, barney!

494
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,116
Inspector!

495
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,351
A man of your vast expertise

496
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,354
And long experience
In criminal investigation

497
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,890
Should put that to
Use when you retire...

498
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,392
Do something where you can

499
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,795
Pass that knowledge
Along to others.

500
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,864
Teach others what
You've learned.

501
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,498
Forget it, barney.

502
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,968
I'd rather open
Up a liquor store.

503
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,792
See you around, huh?

504
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:26,942
♪ I'll take manhattan ♪

505
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,577
♪ the bronx, and
Staten island... ♪